'He is a passive homosexual'
From The Star newspaper of Malaysia on Wednesday 23rd of February.
Perhaps the title of this post should read stories you are unlikely to read in a British newspaper as the headline is rather tame compared to the content. To keep it as brief as possible the article talks about how a lawyer at a trail claimed a man was a passive homosexual based on DNA evidence. This is the conversation the lawyer had with the DNA expert in court after the expert confirmed mutliple samples of semen were found on the defendant's anus but later admitted one of them to be from the defendant himself.
Lawyer : Which means he was a passive homosexual, or the semen couldn't have gotten onto his anus.
DNA Expert : I wouldn't be able to conclude on that.
L: I put it to you that it is a logical conclusion. Multiple DNA profiles in his anus amounts to him being a passive homosexual.
The defendant, a 63 year old man has been charged with performing carnal intercourse against the order of nature on another man.
I honestly don't know where to begin with this.